parlez vouz francais?

i was bored... so i went out for a spin... the car took me to the fort... then i found myself in pricesmart. why the heck did i end up here? i looked around... found nothing out of the ordinary. but they had a lot of stuff then, many things to chose from. i just got some pizza and went back home... later, i went to my grandfather's house. i got to see most of my aunts there. sort of a mini family get together i guess. there was a lot of food. but i just had some mangoes... the green ones. i was asked to watch my cousin. he was so heavy i was tired after 10 minutes. thankfully, his mother came back and took him. i thought my arms were going to fall off... then we headed home. i fell asleep in the car out of exhaustion. oh, i just remembered. i applied for a job... and they agreed to accept me... but theres a catch... i need to be fluent in french... sucks doesnt it? je parle francais en peu... i only speak a little french...